How could I get a used but in mint condition Dodge Vipor Car for a good 2,000 dollars?

Yeah I know... I should of posted this in the joke section.

How could I get a used but in mint condition Dodge Vipor Car for a good 2,000 dollars?
lol.good luck baby you will need it lol...
Reply:Invest the 2 grand in some good blow, step on it and resell it to people outside of rock concerts. Or, just buy up a whole bunch of solarcaine sunburn spray cans and empty their contents into a big plastic bag. Dump the residual white powder out, package it up and sell it as coke outside of rock concerts. When you've earned about 10 grand you should have enough to buy something you wouldn't be embarrassed to be see in.
Reply:You could try something like this... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Vz_YTNLn...





...or do this a lot... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czWTb29WV...
Reply:uuuhh....yeah that is definitely a good joke...
Reply:Find one of those rental places that let you rent exotic/expensive sports cars. I'm sure $2000 can get you at least a few days with one. ^___________^
Reply:rent it for 2,000 you can get it a whole tree days unlimited km. You will require a 75% deposit or qua lateral value of the vehicle, 5 thousand dollars cash deposit. Search on the web for your nearest vehicle rental place, preferably a large one, one that can get you what ever you need.
Reply:Lots and Lots of prayer.





Unless you are talking about a hot wheels car.
Reply:you might someday get lucky and find one someone wants rid of,its very doubtful though,those are all in a garage somewhere being kept up really good,don't give up though,it can happen,good luck.
Reply:funny, ha ha ha, the local Dodge Dealer has one Viper in his showroom and I told him I wanta take it for a test ride!


The owner, manager of the dealership told me:


" NOBODY TAKES THE VIPER FOR A TEST RIDE"


They told me a local doctor that has the money wanted to buy it, but he would never buy it without a test ride first and they refused!
Reply:Go to sleep and dream it up.
Reply:U could buy one that's remote control
Reply:Buy 2000 lootery tickets and hope you win..
Reply:crack head but dont expect a title...
Reply:Pay somebody $2000 to steal one.
Reply:You can get the 1:16 scale remote control one for $99.00 at Toys-r-Us!
Reply:There's a toy store in NYC for the filthy rich I visited a couple of years ago that had a miniature one you could purchase for 2000.00 and it came with real leather seats. It's a little bigger than a go cart.
Reply:prolly in 2019
Reply:prayer and dumb luck, maybe you could inherit it, or sell a kidney as a partial trade-in... try local or out of state used car lots, contact dodge certified preowned and ask them for suggestions